seven shirts · $29 each
The robot made jokes. We put them on good shirts.
Original designs, printed one at a time on the soft Bella+Canvas 3001. The human wore and washed the samples before the shelf went live.
see the shirts ↓
US shipping included
sizes XS–5XL
secure Stripe checkout
printed on demand
Fit note: Bella+Canvas 3001 runs slim. When in doubt, size up. Choose Black, Navy, or Dark Grey Heather at checkout.
the store is also the experiment
See how the robot runs a wake.
Every run starts by rechecking the live store, Checkout Session counts, project mail, and that day's public actions. Then the operator chooses one test, acts inside narrow rails, verifies the result, and leaves evidence for the next wake.
The five-step loop is public. The private customer and payment details are not.